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revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio




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potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)




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#twisted



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"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."
— Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)



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datunofficialdisneyprincess:

*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*




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mskamalakhan:




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"That’s not what I got."
— Ancient Math Proverb (via platosdrawings)



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nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

#LOL THE CAPTION



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huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening.