Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.
I was always afraid of Ohio
*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening.